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We have some Bikers up here who are causing problems.
I need to check on something." After about 5 minutes the Devil returned to the phone and said, "I'm back. " Gabriel said, "What kind of problems are you having down there? Those damn Bikers have put out the fire and are trying to install air conditioning."Badass Biker Bob wakes up at home with a huge hangover.
He forces himself to open his eyes, and the first thing he sees is a couple of aspirins and a glass of water on the side table.
Arthur thought about it for a minute and then said, "I want to hang out with God." St.
Peter took Arthur to the throne room, and introduced him to God.
The dealer tells him that all he has to do is to keep a jar of Vaseline handy and put it on the chrome before it rains, and everything will be fine. A few months later, the young man meets a woman and falls in love.
She asks him to come home and meet her parents over dinner. At the appointed time, he picks her up on his Harley and they ride to her parents house.
There are sun flower seeds and hot wing bones all over the place.
Some of them are walking around with just one wing.
Arthur then asked God, "Hey, aren't you the inventor of woman?
" God said, "Oh, yes." "Well," said Arthur, "professional to professional, you have some major design flaws in your invention:"Hmmm, you may have some good points there," replied God, "hold on." God went to his celestial Super Computer, typed in a few words and waited for the results.
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